An international comedian with over 30 years of experience, he has an endless repertoire of jokes, stories and material to suit all tastes. He has travelled the world whilst serving in the Royal Navy, played professional football, and is a golf fanatic.
His sharp wit and one-liners make him one of the country’s finest stand-up comedians. Suitable for all types of functions, he’ll find the perfect level of comedy to please everyone. He is the ideal After Dinner Speaker, especially for sporting events.


Greaves
Hurst
Banks
Peters
Jennings
Charlton
Harris
Perryman
Villa
Tissier
Chivers
Atkinson
Ardiles
Shilton
Barnes
Beardsley
Bonetti
Brooking
Cohen
Grobbelaar
Hunt
Kamara
Law
Stiles
John
Hansen
Dixon
Ferdinand
Ruddock
Southall
Rush
McGovern
Hunter
Kennedy
Hartson
George
Wilson
Redknapp
Gascoigne
Charlton
Sharpe
Wright
Sheringham
Allardyce
Hatton
Bruno
Calzaghe
Conteh
McGuigan
Minter
McKenzie
Magri
Watt
Buchanan
Piper
Jones
Woodhall
Tyson
Back
Beaumont
Bennett
Bracken
Carling
Chilcott
Corry
Cotton
Dallaglio
Greenwood
Dawson
Healey
Underwood
Probyn
Miller
Stewart
Lamb
Fraser
Cowdrey
Martin-Jenkins
Gower
Lloyd
Reeve
Bird
Boycott
Gooch
Trescothick
Vaughan
Tufnell
Hadlee
Irani
Harmison
Botham
“Freddie”